claptop

crappy cheap laptop

Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.

by lazyquark September 9, 2010

Claptonism

The Religion of those who recognize Eric Clapton as a God

I just converted to Claptonism .

by Claptonist March 4, 2009

blood clat

patios, jamaican cuss word

it come frum blood cloth wich was basically a tampon

wha dey blood clat ya duppy ass dooin tew meh dog

by RastaMonSavage July 28, 2011

clapton it

v. the action of having an excessively high opinion of one's self or ability that no one else could help to improve it. the term usually applies to guitar players with extremely large egos.

see also: bono it, warhol it, kanye west it, mel gibson it, oprah it

"Hey guys, don't even bother trying to help me out on this song. I think it would just sound better if I just play guitar on the whole album."

"Might as well just clapton it."

by Charles Merriam & Noah Webster May 18, 2009

Clarted

When something is fucked up in some way.

"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"

by Dahatter November 25, 2020

Clamato week

A woman's menstrual period.

I was wanting to have sex with my wife but it's clamato week.

by ageektheory August 25, 2013

Clapation

Used as a gauge of audience member approval or disapproval for certain questions or topics asked on a talk show.

Wendy Williams asked her co-host audience by clapation to decide whether or not this couple should stay married. clappation

by BooBoo2268 May 16, 2015