Dry Tongue Chaffing

When you`re young and with a girl, but afraid to eat the lunchpail raw, so you tongue it through her pants.

Hey Cooper how was Kayla last night? Man she wouldn`t take off her pants so now i got dry tongue chaffing!

by BigDaddy618 April 21, 2010

cuffing the carrot

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob

While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

cuffing season

the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.

Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"

Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"

Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"

Ellie: "No"

Ellie: "Why do you ask?"

Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".

Ellie: "Oh."

by men_in_black_1000 October 20, 2010

Churting

This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl

"He's in the bedroom churting her"

"I love it when you churt me with your giant frozen logs"

by Ri Queef July 28, 2008

churning the butter

Verb- The act of sexually gratifying one's self by stimulating the sexual organs; often found to be more gratifying after drinking a "smashed" peppermint mocha or meeting a respected band

After being asked what turns her on, Susy responded, "RDJ! Robert Downey Jr. has me "churning the butter" all day, every day!! RDJ's my baby!!"

by RedRiott November 24, 2010

cuffing

to hide something, normally drugs, in the female vagina. (Common police jargon.)

I arrested Jill yesterday. She was cuffing a bag of crack. So I charged her with that too.

by tjs721 August 9, 2007

my guts are churning!

a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.

thats' all well and good, mom; but... -(mom:) where you going, sam?? MY GUTS ARE CHURNING!

by michael foolsley June 4, 2011