Chromebook

a device that i want to slam into the wall 9103 times and hammer it into a billion pieces

Ava: Ugh! These chromebooks suck! They're battery is so bad!

by MxrieLBBH September 5, 2023

chromebook

an overpriced piece of tech that can do nothing

my chromebook is so shit that i cannot play any game on here

by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024

chromebook

a laptop that should not have been invented

this chromebook is so shit
worst computer i have used in my life

by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024

Chromebook

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.

Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.

by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022

Chromebook

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I cont do anything n this piece on shit."

THe plastic is so durable that if you drop it off of your counter it will break. Used as a cruel device by a Lynda Anthony.

dsahj jdkhdsdjfwdh - written on a chromebook

by Porfit the MORUE June 6, 2022

Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.

I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!

by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022

Chromebook

Piece of shit computer that is somehow slower than my Macintosh II from 1987. Takes forever to load my assignments, then the school puts spyware on it that also slows it down. They lock down your account so you can’t make it any faster. Finally, they rob you of your storage space. Google must have some kind of deal to sell these piece of crap computers to the schools.

David: Why the fuck are my assignments not loading.

Lily: Probably because this thing is slow as shit.
David: *Throws Chromebook across the room*

by JannRickles February 2, 2026