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reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
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christmas tree

when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.
Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?
by stoopidface21 January 3, 2008
mugGet the christmas treemug.

green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!
by johnaaaa May 19, 2007
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green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!
by johnaaaa May 19, 2007
mugGet the green christmas treemug.

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.
They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.
by Kevin February 12, 2007
mugGet the light it up like a christmas treemug.
Being shot a lot in just a few seconds
Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!
by War zone boi December 2, 2020
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put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree
put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree
by christmas geek November 11, 2020
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