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Gay as a Christmas Tree 

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Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.
Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?
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Parisian Christmas Tree 

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An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
Parisian Christmas Tree by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014
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golden christmas tree 

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A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.
I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.
golden christmas tree by Thefanman April 14, 2016
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Alaskan Christmas Tree

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When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
Alaskan Christmas Tree by drfermi April 26, 2021
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Cincinnati Christmas Tree

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A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
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A Colorado Christmas tree 

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The act of cumming on an amputee limb
Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!
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