chooch

the nova scotian slang for “vape”. i’m from BC so i don’t understand it, but there it is ladies and gentlemen

normal person: hey dude can i hit ur vape?
nova scotian: what’s a vape? do u mean my chooch? sure!

by idunnowhattosay October 2, 2019

chooch

Catcher on the Philadelphia Phillies. The man behind Roy Halladay's perfect game and the best damn catcher in baseball.

Derived from a Panamanian swear word ('choocha') he was often heard uttering while he struggled through the Dominican League.

*Carlos Ruiz hits a home run

Phillies fans: CHOOOOOOOOOOCH!

Announcers: Those are not boos, those are chooch calls!

by buddhasack69 July 24, 2011

chooch

aspire breeze with really berry 35 nic by naked

pass the chooch

by thiccboi45 October 7, 2018

chooch

a douche or a dickhead

paul shllaku is a chooch

by ryandarossa3 January 20, 2011

chooch

Slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".

Marc was really chooching last night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.

by marcrob July 30, 2007

chooch

Adj; A tightly wound,anal retentive motor sergeant with a wicked flat top and a protruding vein coming from his forehead. AKA The Giff.

I can't believe The Giff made me combat park all of those vehicles. What a Chooch!

by rdsxfanatic June 16, 2006

chooch

someone who does shitty things that aren't illegal (maybe slightly illegal) for their own benefit. not to be confused with "assholes" who do shitty things that don't benefit anybody.

chooch: taking someone else's drink if they ordered the same thing at Starbucks so you don't have to wait and they do

by ass violator 9000 October 21, 2013