choad

A penis that is more fat that long. Damn, I had a fucking choad after swimming.

Damn, I had a fucking choad after swimming.

by Mr. Boyd October 15, 2006

choad

the penis
but...
wider than it is as long
usually found on emo pirate hookers

Kathryn
you have a choad
so shut the fuk up =P

by BiGnazty July 20, 2008

Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005

choad

A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"

Dude, you have a choad........

by playnpimpnballer September 10, 2003

choad

A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.

Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!

by MGK September 24, 2006

choad

NDBoston, troll of the internet

wow, NDBoston is a fine choad

by moi April 9, 2005

choad

A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.

A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in

It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.

by Deibiddo May 27, 2006