chew and jew

To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.

Server 1: Why so sad?

Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.

Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.

Server #2: Fuck you.

by NilesFitzgibbons March 19, 2008

Chewbacca Gargle

when you have explosive diarrhea so bad that you are mistaken for chewbacca gargling in the bathroom.

explosive diarrhea combined with a loud moan or cry.

"those tacos were deadly, i was chewbacca gargling all night!"

"i just chewbacca gargled all over the back of the toilet!"

by j3k November 24, 2009

Chain Chewer

Immediately after spitting out old, flavorless gum, the person pulls out a new piece of gum and starts chewing it.

Yeah, Ashley is unfortunatly a chain chewer. She's up to a pack of orbit a day now.

by doublebrah March 5, 2010

can't walk and chew gum at the same time

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015

bit off more than I could chew

To try to do more than you are able to do.

I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

by xulapa October 1, 2014

chew out

to chastise or berate someone

I chewed him out when he said he wouldn't come to the party.

by Air November 11, 2002

Chewed Out

To be berated, cussed out and yelled at by superior officers or guardians or adults. Usually happens when you do something you weren't supposed to do.

Colonel James H. Doolittle: "They don't want me up in the air flying with the men that I have chosen. That I've chewed out, cussed out, pushed to limit...and that I've come to respect.
---April 1942, shortly before the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo during WWII

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

by DarthKieduss April 7, 2014