Chinking

1. The act of prioritizing academic work overthe attendance at social gatherings/ parties. See Synonym: Schoolboy bitch.

2. The act of being extremely frugal

Neil: "It's Friday! Let's go out and have some fun!"
Rob: "I don't know man... I am prolly gonna head to the library to do some work"
Max: "Wow...you've lived there the past week. Lay off the chinking."

by TrollNation October 21, 2011

chonging

a word to describe the size of an object where no word will do!

"thats a chonging hole on the beach" said tim.
"chonging great cheese wallace!"

by ethan hill October 3, 2008

Changing the password.

Breaking up/ending a relationship online.

After we'd spent a weekend together, he emailed me that we were through and he was changing the password.

by snaketeaser December 6, 2009

Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

chonging wongbongs

The act of sharing a bong with friends or strangers. This act allows you to share germs or whatever is on your friends mouth.

Sarah and Sam walk out of the backroom. Sarah still had semen on her lips and wanted to get high. She grabs Chris' bong off the table. After she is finished she passes it to Chris. Chris has no idea that Sam is now on his lips along with the herpes virus and licks his lips. Chris will never know that he was chonging wongbongs and will pass herpes to his girlfriend tonight.

by BobbitLorena September 4, 2013

Clinging Fuck

This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!

Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!

Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!

Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!

Human: *commits suicide*

by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014

changing my shoes

Taking A SHIT

Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o

by Kami Kay August 4, 2016