Splooge Cheeks

Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky

I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!

After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

social butt-cheeking

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.

Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.

by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020

cheek slapper

A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.

Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!

by Global Feetus April 2, 2007

Cheeky Wank

British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).

She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.

by Big Sexy 4 March 3, 2010

Double cheeked up on a Thursday

It stated from a video a man saw someone who was double cheeked up specifically on a Thursday

Damn nigga , what you doing out here with all this ass double cheeked up on a Thursday the sun still out my nigga.

by banakin July 14, 2020

cheeky ned

n. A particular breed of ned or chav who, instead of being plain aggressive and threatening, is full of bravado and chooses instead to shout witticisms at passers-by. Favourites include:
"show's yer fanny!" ("could I please see your vagina?")
"gie's a gobble!" ("would you please perform oral sex on me?")
"we arra peepell!" (chanted throughout Glasgow housing estates whenever Rangers win the league - "we are the people?" God knows what it means)

Cheeky neds are more very curious, constantly asking you what you are doing or looking at and wondering if you'd care to duel.

Cheeky ned (at bus stop at 2 in the morning with bottle of Buckfast) : Whit you lookin' at?
Passer-by: Eh, nothing really. Straight ahead mostly.
Cheeky ned: Whit? Whit you daein'?
Passer-by: What am I doing? Going home. Why?
Cheeky ned: Whit? Who you talkin' tae?
Passer-by: I was under the impression I was talking to you.
Cheeky ned: Aw, whit man! You're gettin pure do'ed!
Passer-by: I hope your cigarette ash lands on your tracksuit.

by Terry Deary June 2, 2005

Cheek Smashing

When you press your weiner between a girls butt cheeks and thrust till ejactulation. (Titty fucking of the ass cheeks) Usually occurs in high school.

John's girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him last night so he resorted to cheek smashing her.

by Bodaciouss May 1, 2011