laughing charles

a sex act where a guy shoots his load into a girls mouth. Before she spits or swallows, he tells her a funny joke, causing the jizz to shoot out of the girls nose.

Jenks; dude, last night kelsey wanted to know what a laughing charles was, but her friend matt stopped it from happening

Sam; that woulda been funny

by jenkswithacamaro July 9, 2009

Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.

Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!

by MULIDO October 23, 2009

James Charles'd

To pretend you accidentally leaked your nudes on to social media, and act like it was a mistake.

James: Kim are those your nudes!
Kim: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS, Silly me.
James: You James Charles'd, didn't you?
Kim: No.........

by Eat The lemon John August 25, 2019

prince charles of wales

ugly, god awful piece of shit that should rot in the bottom of a hippopotamus' arse

prince charles definiton; pigfaced manwhore
"i want to run over prince charles of wales with a motorcycle multiple times"
"i hope prince charles shit glass and wash his ass with alcohol"

by anneboleyn61 December 6, 2021

Charles-Antoine

Most awesome guy in the whole universe. He already defeated Chuck Norris, twice. He is also the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.

Have you ever met the nicest guy ever?
If you're talking about Charles-Antoine, definately.

by pineeapplee February 4, 2010

charles gitnick

a amazing,hot,goofball who is sexy

damn Charles gitnick is daddy!

by chloe birlem March 22, 2017

Frosty Ray Charles

When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.

This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.

by John Lory Harris IV January 12, 2006