Dylan chappell

Definitely NOT an alpha. Is really kind but tbh also kinda weird. He makes you laugh but can sometimes also annoy the shit outta you. Mysterious as fuck cuz you can’t know what he looks like. Hot voice lol

He thinks he’s an alpha while he’s not. Such a Dylan Chappell

by Sofieeeee January 27, 2022

Chapalow

pronounced Chap-ah-low: person which is unemployed and runs out of government benifits

Hey John did you see frank living under the bridge, dat chapalow lost his section eight benifits.

by felixata August 20, 2011

chappar

The act of hanging out with no intent; Chillin' out.

Official tagline: Chappar - nothing planned, nothing achieved.

Origins: Bangalore, South India.

Dude, I don't feel like going to a movie. Let's just chappar around instead.

by Ernö September 22, 2006

Chappelle's Show

. Funniest thing in history
. Hosted by Dave Chappelle
. did many funny short videos in the show

Famous pharses/moments from the Chappelle's Show:

"I'm rich biatch!"

"That's right Mars bitches, red rocks! NiGGER!"
(Dave Chappelle as black bush)

"I'm Rick James bitch. Now show me your titties."
*girl flashes titties*
"The milks gone bad!"
(Dave Chappelle as Rick James)

Rick James: "What did the five finger say to the face?"
Charlie Murphy: "What?"
Rick James: "SLAP!"
*slaps Charlie in the face*
(Dave Chappelle as Rick James)

by Coni-chi-wa bitches May 6, 2006

Dave Chappelle

Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.

He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.

Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).

He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.

Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.

by Dbusterplus August 2, 2009

dave chappelle

a very funny muslim comedian that hosts his own show called Chappelle's Show on comedy central

Dave Chappelle is the true king of comedy

by mayson May 22, 2007

Chappaqua

A small town in Westchester, NY. 97% of this town is full of shit. The highschool kids get piss drunk and incredibly high every weekend because it's all they have to do. The cops always bust their faggot-ass parties. Almost everyone is Jewish and rich. Everyone talks about everyone behind each others' backs. Most of the girls are total sluts and a lot of the guys think they are "gangster". It is extremely rare to find a great guy or girl in Chappaqua, and if you do, it's probably because they didn't grow up there. At the highschool, Horace Greeley Highschool, the homecoming dance is a giant orgy and all the girls (who are pale, have bad skin, and dress like skanks) hook up with 6+ guys in one night. Most of the girls here are shallow dumbasses with nothing better to do than permanently straighten their hair and wear Abercrombie so they can stick their small asses out. Not to mention, the girls are also total bitches. Chappaqua used to be "okay" considering the fact that girls didn't used to be as slutty, and the parties consisted of more than drinking and hooking up with everyone, but now it's total shit. You don't make it very far in highschool as a girl if you're not fake and hot. The sophomores victimize you if you are a freshman girl and they always think they're better than everyone else. Everyone has a dying need to go to 6 different people's houses in one night because one party at one house is clearly not enough. On AIM, most girls from this town taalkkk likeee thissss loll hahaaa. <33 lyl Freshman tend to get drunk every weekend too because they are puny little underclassmen that seek acceptance by partying and drinking. The parents of these obscene kids don't know how bad they are because they don't actually like their kids at all and don't give a damn about the fact that their "perfect little angels" are actually getting high and having sex all the time. Nearly everyone is fake, and if you end up living there I will pray for you.

**NOTE
Not all people from Chappaqua are like this. But MOST ARE. Beware. I live here, and can't stand how ridiculous this town is.

Girl from Chappaqua: Ohmmygoddd I hooked up with Dan lastt night I was likkee soo highh I don't even remember hahaaa. But I kind of want to hook up with Greg nowwww he's so hottt = <3

Girl from outside of Chappaqua: Wow. You are clearly from Chappaqua.

by whatsupsucker March 30, 2009