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phantom cell phone

the feeling or thought that your cell phone is or has gone off when it really hasn't gone off at all.
"I think i just got a text.......WTF no i didn't" "dude you just had phantom cell phone"
by fat ass 1234 January 5, 2009
mugGet the phantom cell phonemug.

Cell Phone Prison

When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.

Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.

Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.
by Panther007 August 4, 2012
mugGet the Cell Phone Prisonmug.

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.
After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.
by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014
mugGet the cell phone sideburnmug.

pink cell phone

After an anal adventure... uncircumcised penises will trap a large collection of shit and anal sex residue. Later on after the anal adventure, for the woman a blow job is very unpleasant .
I pink cell phoned with this chick yesterday.
by Masterkor73 February 16, 2007
mugGet the pink cell phonemug.

cell phone party

When a bunch of teens get into a room and when the lights go out and the cell phones go on and everybody gets naked! (cell phones are for pictures and texts to friends of the party)
Nick:hey are you goin to that cell phone party
Jordan M:Hells ye nick we gunna have a good time!
by ale g 288 March 11, 2008
mugGet the cell phone partymug.

Cell Phone Hoe

This type of Hoe relies on instant messaging or calling those for a booty call. Usually one of many homeboys numbers and many pictures of their male private areas stored inside their phone.

The Cell Phone Hoe also take snap shots of herself in the nude, some up close in specific areas she knows will get what she wants.

If the cell phone hoe is discovered, she will no doubt defend herself, go on offensive thus lie about her behavior, or hide cell phone which is most likely hiding it from her partner (victim).

It is said that hoes love attention and has been proven a strong fact since the only way a hoe can be a hoe is to receive what they desire. The Cell Phone Hoe is a innovated specie who has extended the need through technology itself. Becoming another of electronic evolution of the Hoe Genre.
Nate: Tia! The fuck is this in your damn cell phone!?

Tia: Why you going through my shit for!? That is private property!

Nate: No sense in being private if we are together! So much for trust you damn cell phone hoe. I got ya ass though, you been showin' the damn goods to these random fuckers too!
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
mugGet the Cell Phone Hoemug.

German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011
mugGet the German cell phonemug.

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