Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

by Phil AKA Luke James CIA July 17, 2007

castrati

The plural of castrato.

Not to be confused with bishi, though they look exactly the same.

Am I the only one who thinks that all thin, long-limbed, and androgenous anime boys look like castrati?

by skyblack December 21, 2004

castratron

Derived from the word castration. Refers to an imaginary device used by women to gain testicular control over a man in derogatory or degrading manner.

Mate 1: "Where were you last night? You missed an amazing party!"

Mate 2: "Sorry man. My girlfriend busted out the castratron. I ended up watching 'The Notebook" instead."

by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010

taylor castaneda

The coolest freaking person on this planet.

Ohhh dangg there goes a taylor castaneda.

by Snowshoe December 28, 2010

Castrate a Grinch

When some thing, usually a joke, is worsened by removing parts of it, most often because of reasons like morality, censorship or being afraid of social consequences.

Ex. 1:
"Hey have you seen that new episode of this show already? It was pretty good IMO"
"Yeah, but they castrated a Grinch with that Tianmen Square joke near the end"
Ex. 2:
"Did you know that they had to remove like 1/3 of the script just because she didn't like it?"
"What? No way! They would never castrate a Grinch like this!"

by GalaxyPL December 2, 2021

castrate

Something ugly ass hoes do when they cant cope with them being rejected
These females are super insecure and nasty, doing this to a man is the equivalent of cutting a womens clitoris off completely (FGM)

She castrated me! So I bit cut her clitoris off with a razor!

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 October 9, 2022

castraited

Off with tho Willy

(Celty boi off with YOUR WILLY THOU SHALL BE BANASHED FROM THY TRIBE CASTRAITED he shall be)

by The knight of THy tribe April 14, 2024