Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back

Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel

by FUck TI December 29, 2018

Cartel Candy

Fentanyl pills, usually the little blue ones, contained in small or large baggies.

"Yo! Steve stopped breathing after popping a Cartel Candy!"

by Buddahslevjevic August 28, 2025

Cartel

Cartel is usually a middle name, cartel is a person that has big DICK, there friends are usually the casual friends you would see

Morgz mum: cartel be havin gucci

by Bald nugget June 6, 2020

speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 17, 2012

rip donkey cartel

When one of the best rappers of 704 died

Rip donkey cartel 💔

by Clt.king September 25, 2017

SV Cartel

Aka the Silicon Valley Cartel. A conglomerate of big tech companies primarily in Silicon Valley that collude with each other to censor anything outside their narrative and crush any competition that does not fall in line with their interests.

Dude, did you hear that Steve's start up company lost their cloud services? The SV Cartel pulled the rug on his start up company only because he allowed a Proud Boy to use it once.

by Some Anonymous Dude February 25, 2021

FAST BOWLING CARTEL

A group of riverview bowlers who take souls, poles and grills on the daily. Main targets of the Fast bowling cartell include darcy (PEANUT) feilen, Sam (ANGRY) Wright, and Angus (Ranga) Tesnvoeh0wo. To be Apart of the fast bowling cartelll you must be able to bowl over 110 clicks and be able to strike fear into the batsmans soul.

Key members of the fast bowling include
- Will spora - Main job take poles
- Sam Beaman - Stay consistant and bowl inswingers
- Ben Bousie- bowl fast and play some chin music
- Gus Grover (PEB) - Newly inducted - Lift the ennos, play footy.

Dan dougan wishes he could be apart of the "Fast Bowling Cartell" but hes simply just too slow

by BOZO123442 February 21, 2024