He is the type of guy to livestream himself petting his cat. Carl is basically the definition of reduced fat. Carl is the kind of guy to steal your mans any day. All the girls want Carl.
He is always lookin like a snak.
He is always lookin like a snak.
by ~fuck ya chicken strips bitch~ May 10, 2018
Get the Carlmug. Carl is a fat ass cat who belongs to the streets. he has no balls cause they got chopped off. he’s a complete ass who will be the biggest annoyance in your lifetime. never get a cat named carl he will fuck you up. (he is also FLAMING gay.)
by smallb00bbitty May 6, 2021
Get the Carlmug. The term for old family. A dad who was with you until you turn 18 then completely forgets about you. Often likes underage girls and will sleep with your family. Has millions of dollars but makes his kid pay for everything when his kid only makes 700 dollars a month and has to pay house payment. in love with his family sexually and doesn't even care for his wife. also known as a derlick or inbreeder. usually with red hair and lots of freckles. will rape his sons kids and then just make new ones with his sperm after he ruins them. someone that hasnt taken his actual kid on vacation in 15 years but takes his grand daughter over state lines everyday.
"Is that Carl?"
"ya i see some young girl with him in his truck"
"Isn't he supposed to be working?"
"Nah, he just tells his kid that"
"ya i see some young girl with him in his truck"
"Isn't he supposed to be working?"
"Nah, he just tells his kid that"
by hands off October 12, 2018
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Get the Carledmug.