The distance (almost invariably large) between a celebrity's self-perceived vs. actual talent.
egomaniacal jackass delusional fucknutty celebutard kanye'd
egomaniacal jackass delusional fucknutty celebutard kanye'd
by Mary Nightshade December 22, 2009
An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
by The Belcher May 11, 2004
That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 04, 2008
person 1: how are things?
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
by C Mac G May 25, 2011
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.
Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.
by Rigid Cat Penis January 14, 2012
The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.
"Her canyon vagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
by Lolpomp August 31, 2022
a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.
I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!
by Emmie Wright May 05, 2016