Cannabis Januais

The month when you give up drinking alcohol and replace it with cannabis because you are a caring loving person who cares about the the mental health effects on your friends and family when you stop drinking.

I'm giving up drinking for January but dont worry I am doing Cannabis Januais, Happy Cannabis Januais everyone!

by thebeerdd February 2, 2025

Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 6, 2023

Cannabis

The pussy way of saying weed

"i need some cannabis"
"bro wtf just say weed"

by Mrs.gooch May 26, 2020

Cannabis Coma

The sleep you have after getting ripped.

“Welcome back, where the hell have you been these past 2 days?”

“Just got out of a cannabis coma.”

by TallDaTruth July 20, 2020

cannabis virgin

person who's never done cannabis

smoke weed? uhm, im a cannabis virgin, i dunno how

by rratmann May 23, 2020

cannabis psychosis

When a person smokes herb and is transported to a almost psychotic state of mind

yo did you see jonathan he’s totally zoned out and loopy after one hit of the spliff

yea he must have cannabis psychosis

by finesseking August 12, 2021