CancerAIDS

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010

social cancer

The infection caused by tolerating federal-, state-, and local socialism

socialism causes social cancer

by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011

cancer stick

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)

My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.

by Light Joker December 26, 2004

Cancer Bats

The Cancer Bats are band of debatable genre (mostly hardcore/ metalcore/ punk) from Toronto, Ontario (Canada) who epitomize the punk lifestyle; living out of their vans, eating cheap food and partying all night every night. They have been together officially since 2004, released their first album in 2006 (Birthing the Giant), and have just released their newest album (Hail Destroyer).
The Cancer Bats consist of:
Liam Cormier- Vocals
Scott Middleton- Guitar
Jaye R. Schwarzer- Bass
Mike Peters- Drums
To date they have featured such artists as Alexisonfire's Wade MacNeil and George Pettit, Rise Against's Tim McIlrath, and Billy Talent's Ben Kowalewicz on their tracks.
They are the peddlers of the "be sweet or die" lifestyle/phrase.

The Cancer Bats are awesome and their shows are rad.

by Love Martha May 19, 2008

Caner

The sexiest, funniest and the most adorable guy u will ever meet with the biggest cock ever possible.

oh my god look at Caner

by jack114 November 25, 2020

cancer sticker

a smoker

nyc is full of cancer stickers

by h. jablome October 27, 2008

Fridge Cancer

When you have unfortunately left food in your fridge for extended periods of time and they start to resemble something more like science experiments rather than anything that's edible. The disease spreads, and before you know it, your fridge is filled with rotting food in various states of decomposition.

"I wouldn't eat anything coming out of my fridge at the moment, it's got fridge cancer."

by Chicken Ramen July 7, 2006