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poop crusade 

Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.
"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"
poop crusade by tacos for life January 2, 2015

Cornstarch Crusader 

Cornstarch Crusader is a racial slur made to be directed at white people.
I hate adelino, He’s such a stupid Cornstarch Crusader
Cornstarch Crusader by Zzeerroo October 17, 2021

carpet crusader 

A lesbian woman. Mostly used to describe large groups of lesbians hanging together.
"Man, that fine ass bitch is a carpet crusader! I can't believe that shit!
carpet crusader by tragedy1017 August 30, 2006

thumbed crusader 

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."
thumbed crusader by Hamroll November 30, 2006

Starboard Crusader 

Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead
Starboard Crusader by Acchi April 8, 2018

The Fifth Crusade 

2003-??. Also known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom". Like the previous four crusades, turned out to be an embarrassment.
George W Bush launched the Fifth Crusade, using "weapons of mass destruction" as an excuse.