Criss cross booty sauce

To screw someone, especially a bro, over.

Johnny: That nigga stole my girl bro.

Ryan: He criss cross booty sauce you?
Johnny: Yeah my nigga!

by Peter the Pussy Penetrator May 22, 2019

Criss Cross Kiss Up

Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.

Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!

by FacePalmLove June 13, 2010

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw October 19, 2007

Darren Criss Fan

just the smartest people ever. that's all

that girl is a big "Darren Criss Fan" she's so cool

by nies October 28, 2018

McKinsey Criss

The most wonderful and amazing and slay person you’ll ever meet.

Did you see McKinsey Criss just now? She is so wonderful and amazing and slay!

by NolandoFlordide September 21, 2022

Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.

Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.

by JoeShmo1993 December 16, 2017

criss noah.

1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.

2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.

3. kaitlyn's lover<3

i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.

im very much so in love with criss noah.

i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.

by iloveyoubabyy** May 06, 2009