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Criss Cross Kiss Up

Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.
Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!
by FacePalmLove June 14, 2010
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Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
by Vftw November 8, 2007
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Criss-Ann

A sweet southern soul. A Criss-Ann embellishes a lustful determination to create a bountiful harvest of edible extravaganza for all those that she loves. Furthermore, Criss-Ann nurtures others with unconditional support that beams from every fiber of her being.

Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show.
Person 1: "Dude, try this banana pudding Criss-Ann made.
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!"

We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives!
by kendrhodes April 7, 2011
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Criss

From the holy word Christ, a french-Canadian swear.
Noun: Ostie d'criss de calice de tabarnak.

Adverb: elle est crissement loin l'auto.

Verb replacing to do: qu'est-ce vous crissez chez moi?
by Henri Bourassa August 31, 2019
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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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Criss ting

Your a criss ting
by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019
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crissing

Person 1: Yo, I was crissing all night!
Person 2: Damn man, I'm so sorry!
by captainkat11 October 25, 2022
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