Criss cross booty sauce

To screw someone, especially a bro, over.

Johnny: That nigga stole my girl bro.

Ryan: He criss cross booty sauce you?
Johnny: Yeah my nigga!

by Peter the Pussy Penetrator May 21, 2019

Criss Cross Kiss Up

Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.

Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!

by FacePalmLove June 14, 2010

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007

Criss

The act of suckling on the tit of your beloved.

He was crissing me last night

by dustmug July 30, 2025

Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 27, 2020

Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them

Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock

by Chodrick May 10, 2018

Criss

He’s so hot, he’s tall and smart and is better than any other male in the room. You want yourself a Criss, you want to be friends with a Criss, you just need one in your life

“Omg I love criss so much”

by LudaCRISS234 November 22, 2021