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Matt Crawford

a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get horny from this. they are also known as a CHOMO. he is also known as a queer, fag, dick slobber, and a gummer giver
they creap over there is such a Matt Crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys
by mattlovesboys10 April 11, 2011
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Juston Crawford 3609154531

A total douche bag, who loves being the catcher
has blonde hair and works at great wolf lodge as a lifeguard so he can check out other dudes, has a shitty truck and goes to tenino high school where nobody really likes him because he is a flamer
-hey man lets go hang out with juston crawford 3609154531,

-no dude hes a fag he probably wants to rape us
-oh your right, he tried that on me before.
by Juston Crawfords hater June 9, 2011
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crawford

a group of retardeds also referred to as a ''cannon fodder brigade'' made out of useless people who dont know how to fight
that idiot is in crawford he didnt even shoot when he saw me
by blackstone mercenaries August 19, 2017
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Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase
Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡
by CrawfordMoment April 26, 2022
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Natalie Crawford

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way
Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021
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maxwell crawford

a dumb chad like creature that avoids everybody
if you find a maxwell crawford approch with caution
by cancerbaby1 October 22, 2019
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elijah crawford

very tall person
scorpio
chad chad
yummy/yummers
banana
makes weird noises
by superswaggyperson July 26, 2021
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