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Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
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Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english
"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
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crackiekills

when u know somebody who is really annoying and their name rhymes with crack... or crackie, u say crackie kills, to lower their self esteem.
Jackie: Is Antarctica a country?
Fat-T: Crackiekills.
by Fat-T(aka sexy 4) March 31, 2009
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Crackied

Crackied refers to the post back cracking state of being
My back now feel so crackied
by Blondinka May 28, 2010
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Crackinest

Crackinest (adj.) that is what is of the coolest, the best of the best, where all the fuckin' funny shit is, unpredicable jargon, with a black-brother twist
(Example: Big Pimpin has the most crackinest page on facebook

He threw the most crackinest party ever!

My circle of friends are the most crackinest.
by Mama Beez May 10, 2010
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Crackpole

a general coverage of any demeaning sexual act done to yourself or others.
I'm gonna go home and crackpole myself, then eat some cheetoes.
by chanceycuna August 7, 2010
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