How are you at coitus?

"How are you at coitus?"-Colloquial greeting between young males means "How are you doing?" or "How are you feeling?"

"How are you at coitus?"

"Yeah thanks mate i'm good"

by Ricardo968649 July 26, 2006

post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.

Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*

by tommystips December 17, 2019

Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

by GangstaGangsta214 March 23, 2009

12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.

Sword of Truth Whale Penis 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

by diesmiley October 29, 2010

Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill

The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.

by joecoolthefool May 09, 2020

humor coitus

Lundune uses the term to loosely describe the effect of having an interactive stand up style comedy routine.

You are pretty funny, to bad you need humor coitus to do it. Also you are a stud muffin.

by CogitoProxy June 28, 2014

covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed

My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.

by effingjoey December 20, 2009