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"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken
by Drama_King March 11, 2008
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Christopher

1. Perhaps at first glance one might think a Christopher is a misfit, but this is merely his camouflage. Christophers are honest men whom go hard; work hard, play hard, and love hard. To most, Christophers seem wild, untamable forces of nature whom are destructive… but don’t mistake these terms “wild”, “untamable”, and “force of nature” as negative attributes, for it is part of a Christopher’s splendor. You call him wild because he goes all out; I call him passionate, adventurous, energetic, and determined. You call him untamable because you want to control him, I say let him be free-spirited because he will achieve great things and he is most beautiful when not caged. And as for force of nature, he is a force to be reckoned with for sure, but he is not destructive, he is protective and strong (in every sense of the word). A Christopher may be able to lift heavy objects, bend blue steel, or take on sebn’ black panthers, but with those same hands he can hold a child’s hand without crushing it, caress a woman gently, and make people feel safe. Christophers are known charmers who will make you smile and laugh anytime given time. Upon hearing a Christopher’s deep, calming and seductive voice, one can’t help but smile and feel at ease. Do not underestimate a Christopher, for he is a man in the purest sense; honest, steadfast, and knows how to provide.

2. A grown ass man.
He's a real Christopher, he had me smiling for days.
by Smitten__Kitten October 21, 2011
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Christofascism

Evangelical, semi-theocratical movement or temperment of Americans who stand against abortion, sexual education, homosexuality, science, anti-Zionism, and the separation of church and state.

Origins: In the mid-2000s, the Bush administration refined its broadly titled "War on Terror" campaign to the "Fight Against Islamofascism." This transfered the stigma of the 9/11 attacks and that carried by our enemies in the Middle East from tactics (e.g., terrorism) to policies (e.g., a Muslim caliphate). Since politically-active Evangelicals seek to at least partially theocratize America, the term "Christofascism" appeared to take advantage of the Republican rhetorical realignment.

One uses the term perjoratively when calling someone else a Christofascist. It inherently accuses its object of disloyalty to democracy; it attempts to evoke the feelings of hostility towards Middle Eastern terrorists and transfer them to Evangelicals.

When discussed generally, Christofascism is a bold label for political Evangelism but does not sling as much mud as the former usage.
Andrew: I believe that America was chosen to be God's nation, and that the Framers intended for there to be no separation of church and state.
James: Like every other Christofascist, Andrew, you want to replace our Constitution with the Bible.

Moderator: Jennifer, I know that you are working on behalf of the Socialist candidate, but I'm wondering what you expect will be the ground effort that Evangelical Republicans make this year on behalf of the Republican candidate's campaign?
Jennifer: The important thing to remember about Christofascism is that they only participate in party politics when they believe it will advance their specific agenda. If the Republican candidate only campaigns on the economy and national security, the Christofascists will not go the extra mile in terms of campaign support that they tend to go when the nominee talks about abortion, public prayer, and gay marriage.
by Dr. Octagon January 11, 2008
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Christopher

The name of an amazing, cute, awkward at first guy who can make you laugh all the time. Gives good conversations, fun to talk to and extremely BEAST. He's nice, and smart and you can talk to him about almost anything, the day you meet him will be worth it, one-of-a-kind type of guy.
"Hey did you meet that Christopher guy?"
"Yeah, he's soo cool n.n"
by someonecoolbro August 6, 2011
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Christopher Walken

Quite possibly the only man alive to be able to beat Chuck Norris ass.

Also an Academy Award winning actor.
Christopher Walken can whoop Chuck Norris up and down washington Street.
by Steven4444444 October 9, 2008
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Christopher

usually tall, has dark hair, brown eyes. he looks kinda mean at first but once you get to know him he's a great guy, he's also weird but still he can be a good friend. he's very nice, caring, and loyal, if you ever get a chance to be his girlfriend, he will treat you like a princess, give you cute nicknames like kitten or kitty and he'll love you to his full extent, he's best matched with girl's named Desiree, he will protect her and love her as much as he can. he can fight like a bat out of hell, he's one crazy sum' bitch if you piss him off, there's to much to say about a Christopher so one more thing, he also has a huge cock.
guy one: hey look its Christopher! guy two: oh don't go near him, he's all riled up
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Slippery Christopher

The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.
My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher
by Numberonecousin February 3, 2023
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