Scatastrophe

A catastrophe related to or with direct involvement of scat.
Can also be used analogously as to describe a situation of catastrophic failure, but slightly worse and possibly with a little scat sprinkled on top.

1. Last night Chris had the chili cheese habanero bean and salsa dip along with a few gin and tonics which resulted in this morning's scatastrophe.

2. The most famous scatastrophe of all time is probably 2 girls 1 cup.

3. It's horrible to see a crane collapse on a building, but for that building to be an old folk's home is a scatastrophe.

by itakepwnership September 25, 2010

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Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.

"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."

by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

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catastrophy

A trophy wife gone bad

He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wife turned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.

by Pamelot September 22, 2011

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Natastrophe

When all the Natural (Natty) Light runs out at a party.

Last weekend at Johnny's house all those freshman showed up and totally ran the house dry, thus resulting in a Natastrophe

by Satchmo'money October 22, 2008

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Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004

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