Cardboard Box

When a woman is surrounded by six tanned men who orient themselves into the shape of a box.
"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"

"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."

"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"
by Richard Johnson Jr. March 06, 2010
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cardboard skeleton

A forgotten or half finished project, something that may have been considered a "good idea" at the outset but then never finished through lack of time or loss in inspiration.
Dominic has so many cardboard skeletons its untrue, can he ever finish things?
by DomainRaider August 06, 2017
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lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box
im going to lemon cardboard to night
by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023
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cardboard bill

Small dick, ugly, tries to steal hot guys girls.
He is totally a cardboard bill
by Mr.fricked ur bitch April 11, 2017
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cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.
I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.
by kelsiecole December 30, 2020
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ditch the cardboard

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.
Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.
by Sootynukkels December 01, 2020
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Eat Cardboard

The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.
George can’t wait to eat cardboard and see the Disco Biscuits next month.
by bertrando1 March 08, 2022
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