"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.

A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!

by Strunkmeister January 2, 2009

bustling

Looking industrious while completing many small tasks.

eg. a bustling metropolis
eg. she bustled around in the kitchen while making waffles

by apodtropehe July 14, 2014

Mind Bottling

adj. Intellectually or emotionally overwhelming, bewildering, astonishing. "'

Man United's 6-1 loss to Man City this weekend was mind-bottling, a mind bottling display

by H-Town Babe October 25, 2011

waffle butting

the act of a prisoner in jail pushing his/her butt against the fence so that the male on the other side can have sex with him/her and the imprint of the fence is left on their butt looking like a waffle.

how did your day go in the yard today deebo?

"good...me and one of the girls from the sister prison had a good waffle butting session."

by moosenuk February 22, 2009

Battling a case of the D's

A slang term used to describe one's bout with diarrhea.

Girl 1: Hey where's Suzy?
Girl 2: She ate Taco Bell last night and is now on the shitter, battling a case of the D's

by Sir Crap-a-Lot February 1, 2008

Battling the Hole

After ingesting a large amount of ketamine instead of allowing yourself to fall into a k hole you fight it and make the experience all the more hilarious for everyone around you

A: "yo did you see kevin battling the hole last night?"
B: "yeah, and after making himself look like a dick he still k holed, classic kevin!"

by sir_piff_alot101 January 26, 2011

burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.

Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.

by Big Tom September 18, 2005