Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019

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lingo butchering

Lingo butchering is where you pick up on a person's personal lingo and overuse it and try to make it seem like it's your own.

Tim 09.13: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty,
Axel 09:14: *Laughing*
Axel 09:29: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty, *humming*
Philip 10:30: Ya'll know Axel, that guy who always says "I'm litty"
Edmond 10:31: Nah bruh, he just **lingo butchering**

by Noclipper November 14, 2020

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butchers necklace

Fingers like a butcher's necklace

Butchers necklace Someone who has fat fingers resembling a chain of sausages worn by a proud butcher , youve got fingers like a "(butchers) necklace"

by coley85 December 7, 2012

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Can't tag your butcher

adj.

Rule in "Tag." The person who is tagged cannot immediately tag back the person who tagged him.

Kid#1: Tag! You're it!
Kid#2: *tags Kid #1* Tag! YOU'RE it!
Kid#1: Can't tag your butcher!

by Koby Fish January 8, 2006

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Bitchelorette Party

A bachelorette party where the bachelor(ette) is acting like a total bitch, whore, skank, etc.

Man, Jane had a total bitchelorette party last night. You should be glad you didn't go.

by uniPORN February 7, 2009

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Butcher's Leavings

1. That which the butcher hath used and is now done with.
2. Fucking a girl on the floor without a condom, giving her an STD, leaving her on the floor, and never talking to her again.

Dude: Man I nutted all up in that chick's pussy after I nailed her in the floor of the bathroom.

Guy: Don't you have HPV?

Dude: Yeah, but no one ever said the Butcher's Leavings are clean.

by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER October 29, 2009

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