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Bus Driver

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.
by JCroce October 22, 2008
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Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.
"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018
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bus driver talk

Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.
Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!

Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.
by Trucker T-Rex August 15, 2018
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bus driver

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or more others.

Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.

Synonyms: shit disturber
Silly: Billy, you shouldn't have tattled. You're SUCH a bus driver!
by TheKurgan1965 February 25, 2022
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bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
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bus driver

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or mother others.

Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.

Synonyms: shit disturber
Silly: Billy, you shouldn't have tattled. You're SUCH a bus driver!
by TheKurgan1965 February 25, 2022
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Bus driver wave

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
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