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Brunette

1. Person with a hair color that is a darker shade of BLOND.

2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.

3. The most common hair color.
That girl is a brunette and thinks blonds are dumb just because she thinks she's ugly.

That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette
by The Opinionator March 6, 2010
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Tyler Brunetti

A crazy awesome person with a magnificent dong. Never struggles with awkward situations. A ladies man. Actually a nice guy. Amazing at everything. Awesome at fulfilling sexual needs of women.
He was really good looking and his dong was a total Tyler Brunetti
by 69ThatOneGuy69 September 21, 2011
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brunette

some jealous blonde hater ;D

i mean if you didnt like us,
why would you spend all your time, screaming "DUMB, FAKE, EASY?" excuseee me, that we might be more advanced.
but no need to be drinking hater-aid!
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So a Brunette might remember them!
by phychic master May 30, 2008
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Russian Brunette

Several people sits around a table with a bowl of brown M&M's. Each participant takes one of the M&M's and place it in his or hers ass and removing it again. Then they all place them back in the bowl and mix the content. Eventually someone gets unlucky.
Eww.. Im sure I hit a Russian Brunette.
by Eric Leet April 20, 2008
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Brunette

A female with brown hair. Typically try to kid themselves into thinking that they're better than blondes.
"All men agree that brunettes should either get some hair dye or kill themselves and rid the world of their presence."
by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005
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Nazi Brunette

When a blonde or a group of blondes develop a crush on a black guy in the southern regions of the United States, a Nazi Brunette infiltrates the blonde clique in hopes of thwarting a possible interracial romance when not based on monetary exchange such as a drug deal. Blondes have been taught to grudgingly yield to brunette advice, as they are percieved as the 'smarter ones', but the Brunette Nazi usually has a mean spirited agenda of manipulation and/or hatred for all parties involved. See also: buzzkill.
Barbie was doing just fine until that Nazi Brunette Tammy 'stumbled' into her life. Now Barbie's love life is completely screwed. Barbie had to move away.
by Idiot Buster March 5, 2005
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brunette

A woman with brown hair.

Blond hair is thought to be more attractive,raising ego and letting blond women change themselves so people think they're better,because most people know that breast implants can cause infections ;)
Unlike most believe,brunette women are no different than any other hair color.
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