Beat-off bumps

A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.

I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel

by Happy beater August 13, 2010

Brump

A British-Chump. A person from England/Britain that is acting foolish, but friendly and likeable.

Richard is such a brump, but we like him!

by eck0731 January 12, 2009

speed bumps

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.

People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.

by raucous May 7, 2004

Brumpkin

Performing of fellatio on a man who is sitting on a toilet and taking a crap.

Yo, you hear about Per and Max? They were just in the bathroom and Per gave Max brumpkin. Pretty sick, right?

by Fletch March 15, 2004

brumpkin

When you stick your face between a persons asscheeks and give them a raspberry

giving an anal raspberry = brumpkin

by Matt Y July 22, 2006

cum bumps

typically refers to a homosexual act in which, one partner snorts semen into their sinuses, similarly to snorting a line of coccaine.

After Seth farted out Jamie's semen, Jamie proceeded to do cum bumps off of Seth's buttocks.

by 40 oz. Phil November 8, 2007

bumpsters

So called “guides” in Gambia that have little to no experience in guiding tourists and whose main objective is to separate tourists from their money as much as possible.

"Beware the hustlers and bumpsters."

by Noira September 24, 2006