Brett

A boy who does not invite his lovely lady to his end of the year party.

That kid is such a Brett: He did not invite me to his party!

by Jenny(BFG) March 30, 2008

Brett

A penis that is so hairy that one cannot see the skin of the shaft.

People with bretts should shave.

by The One They Call... Phil July 19, 2011

Brett

A guy who is overly obsessed with his bicycle. Creates awful, unreasonable architecture projects and looks like a ginger, shaved hedgehog and/or Mr. Incredible. "Fancies" girls.

Aw man, I did this project last year and now he's doing it. He totally bretted me.

by selucina April 18, 2010

Brett

A man who has very large dimples, and often gets frustrated and stops doing something - BUT tough luck now because he can no longer quit. You cant quit the army.

That kid is such a brett, he quit playing COD4 because he was sucking - "you cant quit in the army brett."

by awdasdasd February 16, 2008

Brett

A real tool, the kinda guy to hit you up in the middle of the night or when he's drunk. He talks to a lot of girls but can never actually get a girlfriend.

Ugh I got another text from him, he's had too much to drink that guy is such a Brett.

by fta July 6, 2016

Brett

Super sexy boy with a medium penis great at cumming and great at sex!!! Very pouplar and great at play football and basketball!!!

Ow look at that Brett hes so sexy I want him to cum me all up!

by Callie8924 March 9, 2017

Brett

A shitty liar and an overall terrible human. Is sometimes Italian.

Oh look it's Brett, what a terrible person!

by MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand") October 25, 2020