When a woman of low morals goes and gets three or four breast implants in a row. Considered distasteful.
by Marty Potter September 6, 2005
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noun
• A rogue penis that has taken a boner to the extreme; to the extent that the word 'boner' can no longer be used to accurately describe an erect penis.
• An epic boner that only the manliest men can achieve : A boner among boners.
• Describes an erection based on the degree of desperation for orgasm. Has little to do with the actual size of the phallus, but rather describes the feel of a raging boner; When ordering the slangs for erection in urgency, bonmongous is considerably more important than a normal or average boner. e.g., flaccid, stiffy, boner, bonmongous.
ORIGIN 2007 (originally Canada): based on BONER and HUMONGOUS
noun
• A rogue penis that has taken a boner to the extreme; to the extent that the word 'boner' can no longer be used to accurately describe an erect penis.
• An epic boner that only the manliest men can achieve : A boner among boners.
• Describes an erection based on the degree of desperation for orgasm. Has little to do with the actual size of the phallus, but rather describes the feel of a raging boner; When ordering the slangs for erection in urgency, bonmongous is considerably more important than a normal or average boner. e.g., flaccid, stiffy, boner, bonmongous.
ORIGIN 2007 (originally Canada): based on BONER and HUMONGOUS
'Watching the fine acting of Kevin Costner in the wondrous cinematic experience, 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' (especially the scene where he is bathing in the river and you catch a glimpse of his muscular buttocks) creates a bonmongous occurrence in my banana hammock.'
'Oh shit! I sprung another bonmongous. It can't just be tucked into the wasteband of my tighties like a regular boner, I have no choice but to stick my junk out proudly.'
'Your boner lacks the prominency of which my bonmongous proudly exudes.
ps. prominency isn't the only thing my bonmongous exudes.'
'My bonmongous brings all the bitches to the yard, and they're like, "It's bigger than yours, damn right it's bigger than yours." '
'Oh shit! I sprung another bonmongous. It can't just be tucked into the wasteband of my tighties like a regular boner, I have no choice but to stick my junk out proudly.'
'Your boner lacks the prominency of which my bonmongous proudly exudes.
ps. prominency isn't the only thing my bonmongous exudes.'
'My bonmongous brings all the bitches to the yard, and they're like, "It's bigger than yours, damn right it's bigger than yours." '
by Jables. December 16, 2007
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A general reference to the chocolates eaten by housewives while watching soap-operas instead of performing their "given" tasks of taking care of the house.
The only way Martha managed to maintain her sanity was by continuing her tradition of watching "Days of Our Lives" and eating bon-bons while nervously wondering if Lucky would die from his fall down the elevator shaft.
by damsonrhee June 11, 2006
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Get the bondonkadonk mug.The state of being wherein a person is exhausted and unable to think clearly. It is not the same as merely being tired. Being bonjoned means to be tired AND to feel dirty AND to be muddy-headed. A good way to make oneself bonjoned would be to do many exhaustive tasks and then to stay up all night, all after having not showered in a day.
After working a 10 hour shift, and driving 400 miles to pick up his friend, Bob finally came home and felt very bonjoned.
by Amanda Lopes August 6, 2007
Get the bonjoned mug.A white female who experiences an extreme case of jungle fever. Has gone years without touching a white male. These “bon bons” are typically found in the Baltimore City area. They like to pretend they are ethnic in order to appear more attractive to the black male. The goal is to be slim thicc sex appeal.
by Shabughn February 17, 2018
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John: "Shit mate you seen Sarah's been limping bad today?"
Ben: "Yeah I heard James gave her the bondon 20 yesterday"
John: "Christ she must be suffering"
Ben: "Yeah I heard James gave her the bondon 20 yesterday"
John: "Christ she must be suffering"
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