An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.
by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.
by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

by HEJMINVEN October 7, 2020

by Dustymetso November 23, 2020

A nose that is so big in size, that only something that Willy Wonka could come up with can do it justice.
by c4rmyyy January 13, 2025

Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!
by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025

by JackTheKing_333 July 1, 2022
