the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush
john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane
by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017
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bob ross secret

A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it
"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"
by Dehydratedninja March 05, 2023
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The Bob Ross

When you're fucking a woman and about to cum, you pull out to cum on her stomach but accidentally hit her in the face instead and say " what a happy little accident"
The Bob Ross; "I was fucking Stacey the other night and I Bob Ross'd her two times"
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Bob Ross

a living angel that sadly moved on in 1995

he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida

he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch

he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
Friend: What’s your favorite show

Me: Whatever Bob Ross’ show is called
by Sahara Dessert November 02, 2020
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Bob Ross

A very special human. He is the equivalent to the Qur'an
Bob Ross is a hot potato.
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Bob Ross

Bob Ross didn’t die, god just wanted to learn how to paint.
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Bob Ross

Very calm man make happy trees. Big hair. Not going to lie I would shag.
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