Blue Waffle

A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.

She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.

by J Squiggle July 27, 2010

blue waffle

When ya spank that ass and the next day there is bruses

Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.

by BobHadAbabbyItsAboy August 26, 2014

blue waffle iron

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can

"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."

by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017

Blue Waffle Diner

A chain of whore houses that specialize in serving very tasty vaginal treats.

"Dude, you feeling OK? "
"Not really, I ate at the Blue Waffle Diner last night"

by GeorgeKale December 7, 2017

Blue Waffle Eater

Someone who eats crippled pussy

Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...

Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!

by QuadFather January 19, 2014

Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.

Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O

by SuggestionThing June 30, 2011

Light blue waffles

When you cum with 3 other men onto a chick with with blue waffles

Wanna go fuck Mary, we'll go with Will Smith and give her light blue waffles

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022