Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

Blubber

Lizzo

Makeup contains whale blubber. Lizzo wears too much makeup. Coincidence, I think not

by LizzoBlubber February 10, 2020

Blubber Blades

when a woman has too much fat in her shoulder blade area and the back area just beneath. Especially noticable when a woman has turned her torso.

Colette's rack is smokin' but whoa! go behind her and check out those blubber blades.

by CatchAll January 16, 2009

blubber boot

Getting your foot stuck in a dead whales vagina when swimming in the ocean

Chris almost drowned because of that dang blubber boot

by Scrimmybingbing February 27, 2024

blubber dubber

when you anally penetrate a rubber ducky

dam, you gave that blubber dubber well papa!

by JohnnyJim34 February 24, 2017

Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise

Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs

by UrbanDickGroup November 7, 2024

chicken blubber

People fat.

Lucy: I have so much chicken blubber
Michael: no you don't! Stop being mean to yourself.

by Crackerz2004 March 19, 2017