Blondes

Girls that love to suck on long dicks for fun.

Look at that blond.

by Corey Pittman December 2, 2003

blonde

Hair that reflects sunlight instead of absorbing it. Many celebrities are known to bleach their hair this color in order to attract attention. Natural blondes are far and few. There are some blondes in places you wouldn't except, like the Berbers of Morocco, or villages in the Middle East because it's a recessive gene that exists in many ethnicities, not just white people. Might be extinct in 200 years because blonde people are too busy getting drunk and being promiscuous to have children...

Jon: Save the blondes!
Ali: Why?
Jon: Because they are hot.
Ali: You're superficial.
Jon: I know. Why are they so hot?
Ali: ...
Ali: Well, what about redheads? They are probably going to be extinct faster.
Jon: Hmm...name one goodlooking redhead.
Ali: ...

by ballerr86 February 28, 2009

blonde

a female or male with a golden or yellowish haircolor that does not affect your intelligence (i am blonde and i skipped 2 grades ha ha hah ha)

I am smart blonde

by Maddie April 6, 2004

Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

blonde

A person who says something or who gets something half an hour later, who laughs for something for ages.

oh my god, you are so blonde, you freak!

by Claire March 27, 2005

blonde

A hair color that is often confused with being stupid because blondes have more hair on their heads

All you people who are tired of this dumb blonde crap, come and listen to a song I've written on this matter - "Dumb Blonde Blues" - and maybe after you hear it, you'll open your eyes on the fact that the color of your hair has nothing to do with your intelligence.

by Karen Stickney August 29, 2008

blonded

When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.

*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"

by boonerlolsexpenis101 June 21, 2011