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Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.
Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"
by barbariancoc October 28, 2019
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Bitheoing

Define the action of crackshipping to a toxic amount/ridiculous amount. Takes is origins from the show SKAM France (2018) and the two characters, Bilal and Mathéo.
Bitheoing is the best and the worse way to enjoy a show depending if you like to ruin other people's watch.
by a jolal May 15, 2022
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Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
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black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
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Face Bitching

The act of always whining or complaining on social media sights. Never posting anything positive or happy, The tendency to whine to whoever you have friended wether they wnat to here it or not.
Did you read Johnny's latest post on Facebook?

No, I dont have to.

Why?

He is always face bitching about someone or something.

Yeah your right he is a face bitcher for sure.
by Surveying fool April 28, 2013
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bitching

when a girl start compelting about something.
it between crying and competing.
ok if she is not crying or competing, she is bitching
by guy talk April 19, 2010
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Bitching

1).Complaining
2).A group of whores
3).Bad shit
1.Man, that girl's been bitching all this time!
2.What a fuck of bitching bitches!
3.Man this wheather is bitching it!
by P.I.M.P. August 17, 2004
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