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Birth control face 

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"
Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

birth control bitch 

When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.
Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!

Birth control shirt 

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.
Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.

Birth Control Positive 

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.
person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.

Birth Control Hug

A hug given very awkwardly. When giving a birth control hug, you usually only use one arm and extend it as far as it will go and only touch the other person with your fingers.
person 1- did you hug him goodbye?
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- damn that sucks. birth control hugs don't count.

Birth Control Poster Boy 

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials
Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking