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Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
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Beta Male

Someone who is inferior in some intangible way. Maybe they don't understand anything you say, maybe they don't know what sigma males are. Maybe they're Salek. But they're clearly a beta.
He frequently has no idea what is going on, therefore he is a beta male.
by SalekIsBeta123 October 1, 2022
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Beta male

He says…. THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY, IT IS A DICTATORSHIP…. but deep down we all know he is simply…. A beta male
by Secretion April 23, 2022
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Beta Male

A man who likes boobs over ass
"Yeah i would prefer a girl with small ass and big boobs" thats why im a Beta Male
by Giga Chand333 July 14, 2022
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Beta Male

Dude 1: Kush kitty Jr. is such a beta male
Dude 2: Dude I know
by OdinPosideon4head April 1, 2019
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Beta male

A synonym gor a male name Gregor.
Gregi IS such a submissive beta male.
by AlphaWoman December 8, 2021
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Jay the beta male

Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.
Ryan The Giga Chad: Here cums Jay the beta male
by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023
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