Benjamin

Benjamin is a fat lazy low life with no friends and is nothing but trouble. Always has something to say even is no one gives a shit. Hes annoying and you should never be friends with him.

Wow Benjamin being a prick again

by Paul is me January 30, 2020

Benjamin

A psycho that runs around with a knife usually scratching his big brother

Run!, IT’S A BENJAMIN

by YeEt DaT Boiiiiii November 29, 2019

Benjamin

A Benjamin is a unique sentient being. He is the most gentle, authentically kind person you will ever have the privilege to know. If you're fortunate enough to win over Benjamin's heart, cherish it! For you will never know another person like him. His smile and laugh makes you feel like a child again. He has silky hair woman would die for. If you have a girl keep her away from Benjamin...she'll leave you for him! At first sight you may think Benjamin is a person of royalty because of the way he carries such confidence. You would be wrong. His confidence and self-esteem come from within. The light is strong with this one. His light and energy could light up an entire planet, with one simple smile he could light up an entire life!

Benjamin's inner light is so bright, NASA mistook him for a dwarf star.

by Eroblaze03 May 4, 2021

Benjamin

To have the most amazing man boobs ever, and be amazing in bed.

"Hey, look, that guy is topless!"

"He's such a Benjamin."

by fruityluv February 20, 2009

Benjamin

Some fag who likes to put their own name on Urbandictionary a lot...

That guy who posted the definition of his name from urban dictionary is a total Benjamin

by IAMECSTATIC February 11, 2010

Benjamin

he is truly nice and calm. Rarely you will find that he chooses to acts like an ass though along with being two faced. he acts different around certain people and tries to solve all of his problems with his strength but he doesn't realize how annoying it is. he also makes dumb decisions by always trying to make everything calm and be a hero but instead, he does the wrong thing and pisses someone off. He is also more annoying when he pushes you aside for friends and talks behind your back to make himself look cool. very selfish.

Benjamin is an ass.

by JIPIN U BOI November 17, 2019

Benjamin

Benjamin is the worst thing in the world. There’s a legend that if you see him, you better run because he is so ugly that it will blind you. Never trust a Benjamin, you will regret it. He likes to use his fears against you. He’s a benstrocity!

Benjamin is the worst thing on planet earth!

by Theosln August 25, 2018