you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

suck my fat cock you dip shit

Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.

Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.

by JPMorganJr August 05, 2023

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

It is a action preformed when a 10-13 year old calls you a Homosexual or "Faggot"

Dickhead: fuck you faggot
Ninja(me): THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by mawiaw January 19, 2019

drink till you shit club

The consumption of alcohol until complete loss of bowel control occurs (thus shit in your pants)

Oh look the sergant shit his pants!! now he is in the drink till you shit club

by Custard Guts September 18, 2009

You couldn't take an educated shit!

When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.

Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"

by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 14, 2023

The fuck you say to me you little shit

A term used when some is being disrespectful and most commonly known by the famous fortnite player ninja using it

Little Kid: OMGGGGGGGG U SUCK AT THIS GAME
Ninja: The fuck you say to me you little shit

by Skullz180 February 13, 2019

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010