Bavarian polonaise

The sexual act of building a row of young virgins dressed in traditional Bavarian dirndl. The first in the row receives a cumshot in her mouth. Gargling the cum for at least a minute and then passing it to the next in the row.

Tonight we do an bavarian polonaise

by Z80 September 24, 2019

Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who don't normally get along, take a nap close enough together that you might think they've become best friends.

Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.

by Brian Kelley November 7, 2022

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

Bavarian BeerPong

After everyone of the upcoming 4 Players jerked inside a regular Franziskaner Beer Glass with a tight mid hole, it will be put in the middle of the beerpong table. The first to accidently throw the ball inside the sperm filled Glas, as a punishment, has to hold it upside down above his mouth to see if the ball got stuck in the tight middle part or can be taken out. If it falls out, the player has to drink the jizz. Otherwise the glas will be replaced in a new round.

Person 1 at a party: "Wanna play Bavarian Beerpong ? “
3 other guys :" Hell yeah"

by Bavarian Monkey July 29, 2020

Bavarian Mudslide

While having diarrhea, you take a shit on someone's chest (preferably a female so the breasts are utilized as a canal) and then the person stands up. Allowing the runny defecate to act as a mudslide, running down the torso.

I was on a cheap domestic beer binge and your mom let me demonstrate a Bavarian Mudslide on her for the party entertainment.

by Trainwrek the Nomad August 13, 2022

Bavarian car

It's to refer to mainly BMW' and Mercedes in the states, German cars specifically

Check out that Bavarian car crew over there, they have alot of Bimmers, Benz and Porsche's!

by Michael Ronden January 22, 2009

Bavarian Oyster

Verb. an undefined, yet terrifying, sex act.

"What did you do this weekend"
"Wel, ha, I had a uh... haha, Bavarian Oyster."
"..."

by Drive Thru Donkey November 15, 2019