Egg Basketed

To get someone Pregnant

Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?

Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."

by Anesthetique March 18, 2015

Basketboobs

A game involving one (or two) girls/women with open shirts, usually the opposite sex do not notice, or they willingly agree. The object of the game is to take a small piece of food (grape, cheeseball, etc) of similar size and to make said object into the opening of the shirt of a female. Most times, the female gets very VERY annoyed and is to be played with close friends. Once she IS annoyed or finds out, she will pull her top up or guard herself. This is Half-Time and the game resumes when her guard is down.

Bonus points are awarded if:

-The object is lodged in the female's bra
-The object passes through fully through the shirt

Guy 1: Hey ever play Basketboobs?

Guy 2: No, what is it?

Guy 1: (explains)

Guy 2: Alright, grapes away!

Guy 1: (makes into shirt of a close girl friend, or significant other)

Guy 2: Nice shot!

Girl: WOOOOWWW (covers self)

Guy 1: HALFTIME!

by JustifiedCA December 23, 2012

bust basket

A promiscuous woman, i.e. cum dumpster or frat mattress

Did you hear what she did with those three guys from Panama? She's a total bust basket.

These hoes are uncouth; quite simply, bust baskets.

by Zetroc April 19, 2014

Communist Gift Basket

A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.

Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket

by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010

Don't oil your basket

Old Australian slang, derived from mid-late 1850s during the gold rush era.

The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.

Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.

Person 1 - "Hey, did you want these results chartered?"

Person 2 - "Nah, don't oil your basket"

by xxxcup111 June 23, 2021

basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 16, 2011

Thai Basket

A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...

Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!

Jim: And why's that?

Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!

Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!

Bob: YEA!

They high five.

by Aubman November 20, 2007