Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”

Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”

by Dmvurbandictionary July 17, 2023

bard

A un-religious way of saying “On God” originating from Maryland.

Shawn: “I Bod This my gf right here” *shows picture*
Markus: “YO THATS DALICE I KNOW HER!”
Shawn: “Say on bard moe”
Markus: “BARD WE USED TO TALK MOE”
Shawn: “Bro on bard we been together for 2 years so there’s no way”
Markus: “YO BOD WE WAS TALKING A MONTH AGO”
Shawn: “damn my gf a gunna.”

by whytheycallmepookie August 7, 2024

Bard

Cunt

Wow man, you're such a fucking bard!

by Kreffy July 8, 2017

Al-Quds Bard College

Arkham Asylum for People Who Live in The West Bank

-"I'm enrolling in Al-Quds Bard College!"
-"Forgive me for I have missed your Jonkler tendencies"

by GriftThatThrift June 10, 2025

bard

md/dc slang for "i swear" or "forreal". typically used when something crazy was told.

i real just linked her & ha friend, you styling ls , nope i bard!

by i-got-stat March 26, 2025

bard

DMV Lingo
Slang word to admit that you're serious about something, like "I swear."

Jo: Aye twin, you hear what happened down at the lot?
Brodie: Nah fam, what happened?
Jo: ___ got robbed!
Brodie: Mannn, you lyin!
Jo: Bard I ain't lyin!?
Brodie: Bard?
Jo: Bard.

by crazybidder August 19, 2025

bard

a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.

bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"

any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"

by hesten445 May 31, 2022