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Vinegar Baptism

As outlined by M.Williams it’s a far more efficient means of extracting intelligence then water alone.
We were first baptizing the goat fucker with water untill we found out the severity of his sins and were forced to utilize a vinegar baptism which is far more effective means at washing away sins.
by FNG007 April 23, 2019
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Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.
She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.
by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014
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tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.
My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism
by Melllifluous September 17, 2017
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Tallahassee Baptism

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath
by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020
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Sidewalk Baptism

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
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Baptism

It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water
Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.
by Pookiebearlmao November 6, 2023
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European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.
"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."
by sweetntart July 26, 2024
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