porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 30, 2017

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019

Vinegar Baptism

As outlined by M.Williams it’s a far more efficient means of extracting intelligence then water alone.

We were first baptizing the goat fucker with water untill we found out the severity of his sins and were forced to utilize a vinegar baptism which is far more effective means at washing away sins.

by FNG007 April 23, 2019

baptism by fire

The act of catching a hornet/yellow jacket/wasp nest on fire to exterminate them.

I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!

by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019

tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

by Melllifluous September 17, 2017

anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

Baptism

The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding

After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties

by Mary's used merkin February 10, 2023