boot bands

1) A device used in the military to keep pants fastened around boots.

2) The one thing that nullifies any gay action.

Friend 1: You just stuck your dick in my ass

Friend 2: It's not gay, we have boot bands.

by Cabfsx16 November 11, 2015

bandsaw

A nonsense dialect indigineous to the North Dallas area. Spoken by only by a handful of people, it closely resembles the unintelligible rants of Bob Subgenious or speaking in tongues (take your pick). The difference of Bandsaw is that the purpose of the language is to confuse someone enough that they are unable to understand you even though you are using plain English. While mostly English, some bandsaw includes German as well. This is due to Martin W's German bloodlines and chicken feet.

Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A., Chad S., Tony V., and some others who died in the battle of remedial math. A long fought war involving the number Twelve.

Bad Example (only works around inebriated participants):
Tree Flip Canned Air Wiffle Ball Bat Sam from Cheers.

Better Example:
Is that snot on your belsmencshlah or did you remove rock salt?

* Works great in drive thrus, conversations with teachers, telephone calls, clubs, and castles.

by chris a July 2, 2004

battle of the bands

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.

Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!

by sbridgwater April 15, 2006

shit bands

The plural for a band that makes bad music

Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.

by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007

Bandosexual

a person who is either only sexually attracted to band geeks or is a band geek themselves and only dates other fellow band geeks. is not used meaning a band that has group sex together.

Guy Band Geek: that girl could play my clarinet anytime
Other Kid: you're so bandosexual

by Pseudonym_10 July 7, 2014

normal bands

Comes in one shape, one size, and is fun for everyone!

It's like a silly band, only normal, and not shaped as animals..And is one color. And is a mild-circle!

Dude, how've you been? NORMAL BANDS!
Good. NORMAL BANDS!

by DecipleofSheeran October 21, 2010

Mental Bangs

A person who has bangs and also clearly (and often after speaking to them) looks like they have issues.

The wearing of ugly bangs and also having mental issues.

It sounds rude but I'm talking about people who function in society, in real jobs, that clearly have mental issues...that also wear bangs. Hence, mental bangs.

Hey just more Utah Slang! XO

"OMG...She seemed cool until I talked with her. Clearly she had bangs but after speaking with her I knew they were mental bangs!!! EFFF!!"

"Did you see her mental bangs?"

"I think I fucked a guy with mental bangs...good thing I was blacked out."

by BrattyAnn:)XX November 3, 2011