Palestined

To play the victim; to disregard history and make up a version that will suit your political needs.

Bro that guy literally palestined me! He hit my car and told the police that he was there fist

by Phlyboiii June 4, 2024

palestined

The definition describes it as claiming something that belongs to someone else as one's own.

Someone wanted to share my table at a restaurant. I allowed it. After a while, they kicked me out of the table because they had a meeting. So, I got palestined

by gagrass June 10, 2024

Palestined (v)

Taking something that isn’t yours and shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

I Palestined (v) this nest.

by Byrdy July 14, 2024

Palestined

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

Attacking someone unprovoked, and then playing victim when they defend themself.

The crow palestined the Robin's nest.

by Ascand December 16, 2024

Balentine

Balentine is when it is valentine's day but you dont got some girl to be with....so you get your hb (basically galentine for boys)

Person 1: hey man I lwk suck at talking to women...would you be my balentine not in a gay way tho
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody

by Adamduc February 11, 2026

balentino balentine

This is a saying often used on Valentine’s Day when referring to other couples as a way of teasing them. This is often used in a loving non-hateful context.

“Wow, okay i see the roses he bought you! What’d you and your husband do for Balentino Balentine?”

by Fismail February 17, 2025

balentino balentine

This is a saying often used on Valentine’s Day when referring to other couples as a way of teasing them. This is often used in a loving non-hateful context.

“Wow, okay i see the roses he bought you! What’d you and your husband do for Balentino Balentine?”

by Fismail February 17, 2025